Tactical binge

A strategic, but often accidental, mass consumption of a particular vice (eg. alcohol, tobacco or illicit substances). The purpose of this mass consumption is to induce an extreme negative reaction (often including a non-tactical chunder) thereby reminding oneself to avoid this vice in the short to medium term. The effects of a tactical binge wear thin with the passage of time.

Chris thought Jessica simply over-indulged in a dozen aperol spritzes one Friday in January, but it was really a genius tactical binge to help her get through FebFast.

Parking Queen

A female driver who is skilled at obtaining the car park closest to the intended destination.

Passenger: The carpark is full, we'll have to park in the back row.
Driver: Never fear! Parking Queen is on the case! *Lauren parks car at very front*

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