Weak Sauce

A spontaneous, immature response given due to some unexpected feeling of shame or guilt.

I shot the perfect eight ball bank to win the game. Of course, Ol' Kingsford Briquette Ass - Sherocco came with his usual contribution of weak sauce, throwing his cue to the floor.

Gratience

A graduated, more intense form of patience.

I usually can withstand the intermittent chatter of the 'new-hire' class, but today, calmness and gratience won the battle.