player

Listless, fiendish, mercenary scumbags that have no sense of reality. Usually males. They ruin other people's lives just because they can, and probably would not be in existence if people would stop allowing themselves to be used by these scumbags. They only crave sex and money from others, and never had the need to make friends because they're just TOO DAMN SPECIAL!

I just dated a player. I gave him 20,000 dollars after he told me that he needed to go to school. He constantly forced/coerced me into having sex with him all the time in order to get any attention. He squandered the 20,000 right in front of my face, and never went to school. He recently moved and blocked my number, and I've heard that he is now wanted for fleeing the state while on probation. Phew! I'm glad I'm out of that 'relationship'!

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Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

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