Zarczynski

(action verb)

During intercourse with a lady of questionable repute; the act of shaking and opening a bottle of champagne, inserting the bottle into the girls front arse then, after a few seconds, having her squat over you and deposit the Mucus and Chandon all over your face

How was last night mate?

Ace, I got a bottle of champers from work yesterday so got a brass round last night and Zarczynski'd her

You've got problems mate

Wezzed

To receive an overwhelming amount of often superfluous information, more often than not from a zealous salesperson. Can also relate to the investigation carried out by that salesman in order to qualify a potential buyer of goods / services.

Shall we buy a car from here John? No chance, did you see that poor cunt getting wezzed over there when we arrived?

Tony, I'm not sure this buyer is legit, I need him wezzing please - see what you can find