Jasmy

A bodily expulsion of various fluids from different orifices due to excitement or laughter on the jasmy subreddit.

Dude: Wth just happened? Jasmy just dropped 20% in like 2 seconds.

Me: I know right. I just jasmy'd my pants and bought 10k more.

Dude: beer literally just came out my nose.

Me: that is called a jasmy.

Dude: lmfao.