Michael

A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.

Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.

Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.

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Lizzy

The most beautiful thing in the world, a wonderful girl that's fun to hangout with but is a giant tease. And one can't get enough of her because she is so addictive and has a really nice donk.

Friend: Hey man, looks like you haven't had sleep in a long time.
Me: Yea I've been talking to Lizzy.

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