cook some pizza pops

to masterbate

yo i'll be there in about 45 minutes... i gotta cook some pizza pops first

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schmuggalugga

An expletive used to express disdain, dismay, or extreme discomfort or pain. Used in situations where certain four-letter expletives are not appropriate, such as around children, at work, or during sensitive situations.

1. Schmuggalugga! The ATM took my card, Gabbie!

2. Schmuggalugga... it's cold out today.

3. I just lost another whitelist! Schmuggalugga....

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struggle bus

A generic conceptual term for the vehicle or conveyance used to get to work or school after a late night of partying, especially when accompanied by a hangover.

- Carly looks like shit!
- Yeah, she took the struggle bus into work today.

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crimson

A stupid name made up for guy with 'Crimson' hat

Guy #1-Man look at that guy with the stupid 'crimson' hat!
Guy #2-Man lets call him 'Crimson' until he gets a new hat

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Shazenaid

A combination of shit and balls.

I had some shazenaid salad and it was good.

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shrek

Alex Galperin

look at alex, he looks like shrek, we should get him a donkey

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onion booty

Booty that looks so good, it makes grown man want to cry.

Damn man, that girls got onion booty.

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