Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

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Reverse Houdini

To reappear in someones life. The opposite of pulling a houdini

All though Glyn is exhausted from countless bounds forward in his quest to better himself he has vowed not to stop working 24-7 on his personal growth until Eve pulls a reverse Houdini and re-enters his life

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Heart broken

The reason why I've felt like shit since the fall of 2010

Life blows when you're heart broken.

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GMX

Name given to someone whose voice resembles that of former Def Jam recording artist, and hip hop icon DMX, and name also starts with the letter "G". ie, Glenn, Garry, Greg, Gordon, etc..

Person 1 : "Yo son, that Supa fly ass cracker Glenn sounds just like DMX!"
Person 2 : "You talking about Glenn with the crystal clear dark grey eyes, amazing personality?!?"
Person 1 : "Ya dumby! Glenn, the one that's mad cut, and has like 8 pairs of Louboutin sneakers"
Person 2 : " We call him GMX because he sounds just like DMX."
Person 1 : " Luckily he's in love with that mad beautiful Polish girl because if he wasn't he'd be taking all our bitches for sure!""
Person 2 : "NO DOUBT!!"

Pulled a Houdini

When a person vanishes from another persons personal life

Frustrated with his immaturity and unhealthy childish habits Eve pulled a Houdini leaving Glyn heart broken

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trade up

Trading up means to get past your ex by finding someone better

You can't trade up from Danuta, you're just fucked for ever once you lose her!!

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