vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

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hangover hurry-up

1/3 red bull 1/3 vodka 1/3 gatorade
supposed cure-all to a hangover or the cause of hangover

Hangover hurry-ups get you real fucked up. Do not exceed equivalent of 4 red bulls in a night

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personal day

Phrase used by college students when they decide to skip all their classes for a day.

"I'm not going to any classes today, I'm taking a personal day."

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swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

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ferklempt

When something makes you well up inside, and you're on the verge of tears. From the "Coffee Talk" sketches on SNL a few years ago (thank you, Mike Meyers).

"I got a little ferklempt when I saw them kiss and make up"

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weasal

some pathetic type that always tries to hard and always fails in his/her quest in life.
also can be seen as a useless creature good for nothing.

damm man that weasaly bitch flopped again.

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whale tale

The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.

"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."

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