2 Fast 2 Furious

(N.) A race car movie that's the sequel to The Fast and the Furious. Said to be about a cop gone undercover to infiltrate Miami's street racing scene. Not that anyone really cares about the weak plot. It has fast cars, and fast car chases. That's all you really need to know.

Many people avoided 2 Fast 2 Furious just because that bald moron Vin Diesel refused to do the sequel. So What?! Who really cares? It's still an alright movie.

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Let's blow this popsicle stand!

(N.) Lame, 50's, white-people way of saying, "Let's get the f*ck outta here!"

"Golly Gee! There's a trouble a comin'! Let's Blow this Popsicle Stand!"

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Fat Hoe

(N.) Fat Joe's Sister.

Fat Hoe or Fat Bastard? Even tougher decision!

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XFL

N.) X-Treme Football League. A crappy football league created by Vince Mcmahon and launched in Feburary 2001. It started out very strong, but it's ratings literally cut in half every week and by the end of it's season, in April 2001, approximately 549 on the Planet were still watching. Vince McMahon also lost about $72 million with the XFL as well. The XFL nowadays causes massive amounts of laughter just by mentioning it. (He Hate Me!)

Homer: "I'm geared up for the all new season of the XFL."
Marge: "Uh, Homer..."

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amazon

(N.) A really big, tall woman.

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.

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Cookie Monster

See Ja Rule.

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster

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Bambi 2000

(N) The Shiznit! Seen on Saturday TV Funhouse. Also look for Ray of Light coming soon to DVD.

Bambi 2000 is just plain and simply, the shiznit!

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