Usurper

Someone who steals your free time and replaces it with work or tedious conversation, often when he/she is unaware of doing it. Typically either someone deceptively nice (so you feel guilty about walking away), or your boss (so you can't leave).

Friend 1: Hey are you coming fishing on Saturday?

You: I'd like to, but before I leave the office my boss will

probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. He's a usurper.

Boss: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

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Period Argument

A fight with a woman that is so trivial that it can only be associated with that time of the month.

Ironic because, despite being associated with a period, you will never see the end of it(.)

Male Friend 1: She said that I accused her of lying about how she enjoys reading.

Male Friend 2: Are you serious? That is such a period argument.

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