to go into a bathroom and unleash a deadly turd bomb
dude that fatass just went in and tottaly Bushed my restroom
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A single women in her 30's, on the prowl for some sausage to fill the hot dog bun.
Cougars are "experienced" and can take good care of you.
They are easy to spot as they often dress like they're 16 years old.
That woman is hot, but she looks like my Aunt. She's definitely cougar-material.
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when a line of cocaine is snorted off an erect penis
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Origin of the word is from women who use to sit at desks counting numbers all day. Eventually replaced by machinery so that women can stay home and cook.
Has slowly developed into a device primarily used for downloading pornography and talking shit anonymously. Quite possibly the best invention ever.
I just downloaded some bestiality pics and I keep them in My Pictures on my computer.
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A vehicle that can be shrunken, thereby allowing it to take its shrunken passengers on an exciting journey through the gonads, which can then be documented either in crappy kids books or a porno
Shrink the Gonadmobile and we'll get this adventure to the gonads underway!
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the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse
dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business
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Ghettosexual:(adjective) A non-gender specific term used to desrcribe favorable trends of styles on the street.
Girlfriend, dat weave is so ghettosexual!
Fo' shizzle my nizzle, those rims ghe-tto-sex-ual!
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