Google Foul

A Google Foul occurs when someone, during the course of an email exchange (or other, non-live conversation), takes a time out to Google something and then re-enters the conversation as an expert on the topic, pretending they knew the info all along.

Dad: Hey son, whatcha' listening to?

Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"

(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...

Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."

Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"

Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )

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Nail bomb

Act of having diarrhea so badly that the entire inside of the toilet is spray painted with excrement.

Art runs screaming from the bathroom, cursing at Evan.

Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?

Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!

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Rookie Flag

When someone does something that clearly identifies them as a rookie, they are flying their Rookie Flag.

Art: Dude, when did you get your new iPad?

Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?

Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!