Nail bomb

Act of having diarrhea so badly that the entire inside of the toilet is spray painted with excrement.

Art runs screaming from the bathroom, cursing at Evan.

Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?

Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!

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bag weld

The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.

Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"

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Rookie Flag

When someone does something that clearly identifies them as a rookie, they are flying their Rookie Flag.

Art: Dude, when did you get your new iPad?

Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?

Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!