Nail bomb

Act of having diarrhea so badly that the entire inside of the toilet is spray painted with excrement.

Art runs screaming from the bathroom, cursing at Evan.

Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?

Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!

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Chocolate Whisper

When you pass out on the bed with your head next to your buddie's ass and he farts gently into your face.

Evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!"
Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!"

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Rookie Flag

When someone does something that clearly identifies them as a rookie, they are flying their Rookie Flag.

Art: Dude, when did you get your new iPad?

Evan: Yesterday, dude, how did you know?

Art: Your email signature still says, "Sent from my iPad". Dude - you've gotta ditch that Rookie Flag before everyone thinks you're a total loser!