Hot Hershey

Poop on a hot plate, warm it up real nice, then drip it on your girl like it’s candle wax.

1.) “Yo Sheman, what did you get your girl for your anniversary?”

2) “I gave her a Hot Hershey, brah”

Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.