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The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
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The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
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act of giving oral sex to a female while she is on her period
Andrew: How was your date with Carmen?
Montel: Awesome! I had hotwings!
Andrew: Gross dude!!
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Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night?
Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week.
Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!
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when a woman starts her period
Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night?
Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week.
Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!
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Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.
Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!
Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??
Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*
Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?
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