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When two men giving a woman on her hands and knees oral and vaginal penetration simultaneously exchange high fives.
Mike and I were giving young Jasmine a thorough seeing-too. Just prior to me feeding her some throat yogurt and him baking a cream pie we HAHA'd across her back. Oh happy times!
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Abbreviation: "Straight to Anal"
A girl who enters the world of nude modeling and discovers she doesn't have the looks or body for solo or girl/girl work. Then has to resort to back door methods to pay the bills.
John: I can't believe Ruby is in the valley making porno's. She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Dave: I know, she's going S.T.A. within a month.
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Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"
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Roger: "Henrietta, I must insist, if we are to propagate the family line, you're just going to have to jolly well buck up, lie back and think of England."
Henrietta: "Oh, Roger, I thought you'd never ask! Let's head upstairs for some bedroom unpleasantness forthwith"