Yale University

Founded in 1701, Yale University was designed to counteract Harvard and groom future US Presidents. As one of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning and a member of the ivy league, Yale is particularly noted for its strong undergraduate program, Yale College, the Yale Law School, and the Yale School of Drama. The size of the stick that must be shoved up your ass to attend is now 5 inches (well about the Ivy League median of 3 inches, but a half inch below the maximum). This stick has been growing at an ever-growing rate in recent years, as Yale has consistently recorded the highest endowment growth of any elite university and has seen a resurgence in its programs.

Yale University is the home of future retarded elitist douches. I mean US Presidents.

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