Brand-Brained

An adjective to describe someone who is making purchasing decisions centered solely around the brand name attached to the item.

Stella: I want this sweater from urban outfitters! It's on sale for only $80!
Larry: Stop being Brand-Brained you can get the same thing for only $22 at Old Navy

Kunker

An offensive word to describe a fat person.

*Slams my stomach* damn why am I such a Kunker