Its Law

A better way of saying "it's the law" but removing the "it" because it's unnecessary. Also an alternate form of stating the facts without having to explain yourself. "It is what it is, stop trying to find a reason" kind of vibe

*Ally is rocking her new channel bag for a day at work at the morgue (cause she is a doctor) and one of her classmates approaches her about her bag*

person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"

Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"

Pickie

A better way of saying "problem"

"Looks like you got yourself in a pickie"

"Dat looks like a small pickie"

Purrdat

Instead of saying "Purr" or "That was so purr", you cram the idea of the purr sensation you feel into one word.

You just won a million buckaroos? Purrdat mama gurrz, you ate dat all the way uptown for realz or whatever.

*whiteman looks my way for 0.000000001 second, me in my head* "Oh, you like me?" *in my head I'm creaming my pants but I gotta be professional* "Purrdat" he responds, "huh?"

Litty Bop Realness

Litty Bop Realness is more of an adjective. It can be used as a form of approval and a relatable moment or even a substitute for existing words, but the phrase is so good you choose to use it instead.

Girly pop, this song is so Litty Bop Realness right now, I can't even, can't.

Wow, she dropped that mugga so quickly, she was so Litty Bop Realness right thurr in that moment ovuh thurr.

I'm Litty Bop, she Litty Bop, and together, we're Litty Bop Realness, catch our drift.

BAAH

"Baaah" is the sound of the beginning of laughter that a crackhead (or idiot) tends to make when something is funny. It sounds similar to a 2008 Hyundai Sonata trying to start but forgot to get an oil change in early 2006.

FRED: "And then I was like, honey if you thought you had tea on me, babe your stirring piss"

JEFF: "BAAH- *car noises*"