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The actual amount of weight that you gain while thinking that you are only packing on the Quarantine 15 during Covid lockdown, lack of exercise, energy, and pure will to live.
Damn, I knew that this Quarantine 15 was gonna turn into Quarantine 50! Now I can't get a date and I need a whole new wardrobe. FML!
When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch smells so bad.
Man, her pussy stunk so bad that I got that stink shrink! My dick went down like the Titanic!
When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch stinks.
That girl's pussy smelled so bad that I got the Stink Shrink. My dick went down like the Titanic.
The language that a person speaks when they are extremely intoxicated and think they are speaking English words, but no one else can understand a word that they are saying.
When my friend Laurie gets hammered, she speaks her own language. We call it Laurinese.
When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.
Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.
When someone puts Skittles between their toes and posts pics for the fetish community.
I posted a pic of my feet with Skittles between my toes, and someone asked if they could come taste my toebow.