Creep Game

The mastery of creeping on chicks in the club or at a bar.

-Dude how are you so successful at picking up chicks?

-Man, have you seen my Creep Game? I'm ruthless!

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Swaggerish

Adjective for swagger

Dude you lookin hella swaggerish tonite!

Soulja Boy is the most swaggerish muhfucka alive!!

C5

Lingo short for "class 5" used by Canadian Tire staff to signal to each other of a hot female shopper.

There are different types of C5's, for instance:

C5-code L = Latina
C5-code M = MILF
C5-code LG = Little girl
C5-code P = Pregnant
C4 = Not as hot as C5 but still worthy to point out
C3 = Decent
C2 = Put a bag over that shit!
C1 = Why are you even pointing her out?

1. "Yo Chris check out that C5 code LG down aisle 3!"

"Dude, way too young!"

"Give her a few years, she has potential"

2. "C5 aisle 9"

"I'd say she's more of a C3, but I'd still bang her."

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GCSRT8

#1: Jeep's Grand Cherokee SRT-8.

The coolest domestic performance SUV on the planet. Ford & Chevy have nothing even close.

First Gen: 2006-2010; 6.1L Hemi (non-MDS); 420hp; 420lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.6 seconds; full-time AWD; signature dual exhaust out centre of the bumper.

Second Gen: 2012 ->; 6.4L Hemi (w/ MDS); 470hp, 465lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.8 seconds; full-time AWD; 4 adaptive suspension settings.

#2: GCSRT8 the author (myself).

Loves all SRT-8 vehicles in the SRT group, but has a special place in his heart for the Grand Cherokee especially.

Man, did you see that?

-Nope missed it.

Thats right you did! That GCSRT8 just blew right past us. Those things are super mean!

-My Mustang can catch it for sure.

..... Hahaha good one!

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Amjewlance

Simply an ambulance for Jews.

It is the most bare-bones, efficient form of transportation there is to get a Jew to the hospital when they are in need.

-"Oh shit! Zachary just got stabbed with a menorah!"

-"Better call an amjewlance for him."

WF4L

Worst Friend 4 (For) Life

1. Osama Bin Laden = USA's WF4L

2. "Yo dude, are you going to Eric's birthday party?"

"Not a chance broseph, he's one of my WF4L!"

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Divide by 2 Plus 1

A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.

Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.

NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!

- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!

--Chris, how drunk were you?

-Really spaced dude!

-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.

- Damn, she was only a 5 :(