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When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
What you blurt out unexpectedly when you are the icyest motherfucker alive.
Phrase coined by Gucci Mane.
Can be added onto words that normally end in "...ber" to make them gangsta as shit!
"You wanna visit Gucci World girl
Here is a brochure.
Wanna a cold wash
make your wife say BURR
Got balls in my ear
like BURR BURR BURR!"
I just love SeptemBURR, OctoBURR, NovemBURR, and DecemBURR!
My necklace is 20 below its so icy with these AmBURR stones that cost a hunnit. BURR!
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Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!
Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
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A USB Drive that is cheap and incredibly low in capacity, therefore making it inexpensive (128mb or less).
-Hey dude can you put some music onto a USB drive?
-- Sure, I only have 128mb of storage though.
-WTF is that?! Bet you really broke the bank on buying that JewSB!
-- Whatever... it was cheap.
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Noun.
The Backhoe is the best piece of equipment to use to dig a big hole. Therefore, Backhoe is what you call someone who gets so caught up in a web of their own lies that he is just digging his own grave. Usually this slander is used most effectively by the party being lied to, when he/she catches the 'Backhoe' lying to his/her face.
Chris: "Dude I just lifted 200lbs right over my head at the gym the other day!"
John: "STFU you Backhoe! When have you ever been to a gym?!"
Chris: "It's true!...I have been"
John: "Ya.. Ok, sure thing Backhoe!"
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A sometimes contagious disease caught by those who just don't give a fuck.
-Dude you just stepped in doo doo!
-Meh, I could care less.
-Wow you have a severe case of Dontgiveafuckitis.
Lil Wayne - "I got the world in my wallet, Swisher full of violet."
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