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A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy
Today I saw just how deep into the shitmuck of corporate culture one has to go to get ahead.
hallucinations of seeing human figures out of the corner of one's eyes after being awake too long and overstimulated; used as a more Politically-correct and less evasive term than "shadow people", which immediately suggests hallucination to the listener.
i swear the tina bunnies were acting up last night. I kept thinking there were like four people in my bedroom when i was alone!
The snatch of a hillbilly woman
Betsy joâs cornpoon is the best this side of the holler.
when one is testing, in a dangerous way, sexual boundaries that could put them in harm's way.
seriously you are fuck-treading on thin ice, bedding the neighbor's daughter when he is out of town.
A penis that tastes as good as any lollipop
I think the french make the best cockilops
Female genitals that are a mixed bag of attributes: a melange of colors, various lengths of hairs, and generally unkempt and messy appearance.
A typical mutt-snatch can deter any sexual advance
the act of pacing around inside a location, such as at a bathouse or other male-heavy sex club, for the purpose of showing off one's physique and genital size by, gathering attention by signifying your availability for sex, choosing one or more sex partners, and/or comparing yourself against competing men in the same space.
After i finished with that red-headed guy, it was time to take a cockwalk to check out the new inventory of men that had arrived within the past hour.
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