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When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.
Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.
Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
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"Mr. Hyde'n It" is a statement that is usually referred to when drinking. Due to the disgusting taste of most alcohol when one ingests it they make grotesque faces and abrupt body movements such as shaking or collapsing. Much like when Dr. Jekyll is turning into Mr. Hyde.
Come on don't be a pussy, we need to get krunk somehow. Just take a shot... OH SHIT you're totally Mr. Hyde'n It dude!
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