meat curtains

Also known as "beef curtains", "beef curtains" or "chicken bits"

"When we went back to hers, I was so up for it, until I saw those beef curtains!"

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piss-clip

An idea invented by my friend and I on a drunken night out; piss-clips are large clips, similar to hair clips, which are used to hold up the rolls of fat on clinically obese people so that when they sit down to piss the excess fat doesn't sag into the toilet and get in the way. Can also be used as a term of abuse, for example:

"She's so fat she needs piss-clips!"

or, more simply:

"You stupid piss-clip!"

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Sacapuntas

1. Spanish word for pencil sharpener

2. Nice random word to be used when the conversation is getting kinda boring

3. Prettiest word in all of spanish language, obsessesed over by spanish teachers around the world

Fred- "..."
George- "..."
Fred- "Sacapuntas!"

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Chicken Bone Tight

Cool stuff man!! Of the chart cool!

Woah, those shoes are chicken bone tight!!
Look at this car, chicken bone tight!

Use it with anything you can imagine. If it's better then cool, it's chicken bone tight!!!

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Gem

my name darnit!! formily known as "um..crystal, right?"

"Hey Gem!" ::in the halls::

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dungettit

short form for "Don't get it". Popular us among urban youth who don't quite understand something.

Daniel: An e-card may defeat the point.
Germaine: Eh? I dungettit

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ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

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