TIB

Tongue in bum, simple
May need a little pre work to get happening

I tibbed you mama all night long!
Now everything tastes like poopie

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jpg

Jean Paul Gaultier, an overhyped fashion designer with no sense of color, who's clothing line is all either fatuously trite or absurd to the point of being laughable. In short, a hack.

Loser: Did you go to the jpg show last night?
Suave Individual: No, I'm not a slave to the fashion industry's every whim, so I know a lousy designer when I see his work.

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pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

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Fuckster

An individual who is really into fucking, perhaps even a whore or jiggalo.

Hot Janice laid 12 guys tonight and then bought a round of crack for all the other girls at the brothel. She's a real FUCKSTER!

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fustagate

fuck up so.

he's gonna get fustagated

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Ford

Cars designed for shirt-lifters

love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!

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batfuck

When you get fucked by a bat

John batfucked Sally. Therefore sally got fucked by a bat.

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