owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

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long island

A suburban hell hole with many malls, and 7-11's for these predominantly catholic and jewish teenagers to loiter in front of. Many kids who act big in front of a crowd and think their "my rules apply here" *looks up at sign 'Pelham Parkway'* and usually get their asses handed to them in a heart beat. Typical dumbfucks of this region could be best defined by Amy Fisher and that no talent, all american burger eating sack of shit Billy Joel

Hey Mikey I just saw the funniest shit.

Oh yea what?

I just saw two dumb blonde haired blue eyed wiggers get shot and robbed in fort apache.

Hahahaha....stupid naive fucking children of long island.

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dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

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bamboo

rolling paper and or zig zags

Let me get some bamboo to roll this up with.

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irreverent

respectfully

my mom

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poopie shoot

meaing the rectal area arsehole

Hey Your Mum Likes It Up The Poopie Shoot!

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retrofit

Verb. To modify a vehicle part of a different stature to fit another. Or Making a foreign car part fit on your car.

I retrofitted these Merecedes tail lights to fit on my BMW 3 series. Or I took these Ford taurus cupholders and rerofitted them on my Honda

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