don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

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Felon

A person convicited of the most serious category of a crime.

Having ben convicted of Grand Theft, he is now a felon

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I and I

Used in the rastafarian religion in place of "you and me" to show that all people are equal under Jah.

Your parents are coming to see I and I.

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spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

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mislead

lie

When George W. Bush states something as fact he may be misleading (lying to) people

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bleed the dream

a really good band thats gonna get big, and once they do, you can say, "fuck those sellouts, their old stuffs better." because you know everyone says that. But they're good! check em out! their debut album comes out April 26th 2005. and R.I.P. Scott, of BTD. You will be missed.

Bleed the Dream is an amazing band, and Scott is up in heaven right now rockin out with some legends.

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Street

That means Wall Street, you fucking Blockbuster interns. Only successful people work there

I make $200k/annum, now go fix me lunch you little loser

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