cat piss

the discusting bottom of a beer bottle

here daniel drink this gross cat piss

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meatplow

a bitch whos fat or overweight especially if she wears clothes that are too tight. Can be often found supersizing value meals.

yo that bitch weighed down the hoopty. what a meatplow.

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mug

The dated definition of the word is someone who is unpleasant or unnatractive.
Can also be used to describe people who are dim-witted, lazy or generally losers.

I'll teach you a lesson you mugs

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Laurel and Hardy

The best comic duet of all time. They started as a duet early in 1928 with silent short classics such as "Big Business" and
"Should married men go home" till after the war with full-feature movies.
They are best remembered for their short talkies which are as close to perfect comedy as one can get (Forget about Marx Brothers and the rest).
Best talkies include: Sons of Desert, Music Box (Oscar) ,Way out West, Helpmates, Country Hospital and Towed in a hole to name just a few

Well, heres another nice mess you gotten me into

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marty hard

a term used for relentlesly jacking off.

don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel.

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War

The only reason any of you ass-jockeys has the ability to write page after page of banal, ignorant bullshit; the reason none of you have a big, white-wig-wearing British bulldog pounding your ass every night (which is better than any of you dipshits deserve).

Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. Gold help me, I do love it so!

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hot karl

An act involving oral sex after anal intercourse.

Just think of the 'Chili Dog' as a sexual position...

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