War

The only reason any of you ass-jockeys has the ability to write page after page of banal, ignorant bullshit; the reason none of you have a big, white-wig-wearing British bulldog pounding your ass every night (which is better than any of you dipshits deserve).

Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. Gold help me, I do love it so!

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Laurel and Hardy

The best comic duet of all time. They started as a duet early in 1928 with silent short classics such as "Big Business" and
"Should married men go home" till after the war with full-feature movies.
They are best remembered for their short talkies which are as close to perfect comedy as one can get (Forget about Marx Brothers and the rest).
Best talkies include: Sons of Desert, Music Box (Oscar) ,Way out West, Helpmates, Country Hospital and Towed in a hole to name just a few

Well, heres another nice mess you gotten me into

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marty hard

a term used for relentlesly jacking off.

don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel.

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punx

the plural for more than one punk.

Up The Punx.

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Flaming Hogan

same as the spicy or regular Hogan, but the piece of meat is on fire when you slap the person in the face with it. One could give a Spicy Flaming Hogan by spicing and setting fire to a piece of meat and slapping someone.

He pulled a gun so i cooked up a flaming hogan for him.

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pris boy

another rerm for a petty boy way to caught up in his image thus making him lame.

I might be stupid but atleast I aint no pris boy

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plitter

An ass that's been fucked so many times, it can eat its weight in ham.

Man, I wish my girlfriend didn't have such a plitter.

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