jesus guy

any guy with long hair who resembles jesus.

guy: I saw george the other day.
dude: whats he up to?
guy: well he turned into a jesus guy.

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Willum Ass

An nice, plump backside that's ripe for spanking or anal penetration. Most clearly defined as an ass big enough to hold a cocktail or libation similar to a shelf ass.

Jane has a great Willum Ass, I know this because an ass becomes good when I can rest my beer on her ass when she's standing up.

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Nerds

Guys with IQ higher than your weight. You made fun of them when you were at school but you would be lucky if you get employed as janitors in their businesses.

I am nerd and proud of it.

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fird

redneck term for a ford truck.

troy: hey man nice truck!
wilbur: yurp, 'course tis sa fird.

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hackers

An MIT word that describes pranksters.
In MIT talk, hackers are really known as crackers

Dude, did you see the latest hack?
Hackers put a huge dick on the Great Dome

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five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

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Pepegasm

n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no stimulation given. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. {Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus}

Example: Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.

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