liability

A person (usually female) who becomes a hassle and general embarrassment when drunk. However, they are harmless and cause more laughter/ stories/ material for blackmail than utter humiliation and upset for their minders (usually male).

She was such a liability she tried to take her clothes off.

You're a fcuking liability

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Weetabix

Breakfast cereal, that is among those 1% which are actually healty and not fatty.
You either love em or hate them.
The RDA is two biscuits per day, but I usually have six, which makes me shit like a horse

Shit whats that fart, dude?
Sorry, its me, I had a lot of weetabix this morning. I probably shited my pants as well.

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jamie sparks

A polish girl that drinks too much for her own good but it is good for everyone else ... :)

Oh Jamie .. Oh ..OOOHHHH

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Crush

Frequent Sex
Made popular by Big Pun Rip. In Still not a player.

"Still not a player i just crush alot"

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smriti

1. n a female who is hard to understand with her different catchphrases.

Ex: You're turning into a Smriti with your little comments, yes you are.

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reeb

A exclamation used in almost any context possible. Most commonly used to brighten up a dark occasion, to dismiss bad or useless advice, or to answer a question which you don't know the answer to.

Vicar: Ashes to ashes, dust to du...
Man: REEEEEEEEEB!!

Teacher: Reginald! Have you been listening to a word i just said?
Reginald: REEEEEEEEEEB!

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puma

1)When using a bong, to take the entire cone in one hit.
2)(P)anties (U)p (M)y (A)rse, acronym for having a massive wedgie.
3)Big black cat that hunts animals and eats them.
4) A homosexual man, from mexican slang.
5) A poser.

1)Dude, he just puma'd that entire cone! and it was a trumpet mouthpiece!
2)I was winning the game so bad until i got PUMA and i was distracted
3)ARG! PUMA!
4)That gringo is such a puma.
5)Look at the pack of pumas over there in their convertable

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