owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

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long island

A suburban hell hole with many malls, and 7-11's for these predominantly catholic and jewish teenagers to loiter in front of. Many kids who act big in front of a crowd and think their "my rules apply here" *looks up at sign 'Pelham Parkway'* and usually get their asses handed to them in a heart beat. Typical dumbfucks of this region could be best defined by Amy Fisher and that no talent, all american burger eating sack of shit Billy Joel

Hey Mikey I just saw the funniest shit.

Oh yea what?

I just saw two dumb blonde haired blue eyed wiggers get shot and robbed in fort apache.

Hahahaha....stupid naive fucking children of long island.

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peice

a short and cleaner way of saying peice of shit.

your car's a peice ese.

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TIB

Tongue in bum, simple
May need a little pre work to get happening

I tibbed you mama all night long!
Now everything tastes like poopie

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jpg

Jean Paul Gaultier, an overhyped fashion designer with no sense of color, who's clothing line is all either fatuously trite or absurd to the point of being laughable. In short, a hack.

Loser: Did you go to the jpg show last night?
Suave Individual: No, I'm not a slave to the fashion industry's every whim, so I know a lousy designer when I see his work.

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good things

a term for someone that you care greatly for. as to say that they are all the things in life.

Your the good things woman.

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bitner

a bitner is a hat like you wear on your head. one of the bucket kind.

these people are idiots its a fricken hat
"hey dont steal my bitner"

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