front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

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Sick Nast

an adjective to describe something awesome

Geoff O'Callaghan is the sick nast

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kids these days

to disapprove of somethin, when someone does somethin retarted or dumb

god! whats with kids these days?

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sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

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Bec

1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
2. Geoff's better half.

Girl, "If only I was as sexy as Bec"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"

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OBLIVIOUS

Lack of knowledge, lack of desire

Brilz is oblivious to the fact that women will never be equal to men, especially when it comes to intelligence and sports.

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scrowder

Insult. Best used in a poor British or Australian accent and/or while putting up your dukes for a fight.

"Why don't you go choke on some pig vomit, ya scrowder!"

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