the inability to see something right in front of you
-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease
an adjective to describe something awesome
Geoff O'Callaghan is the sick nast
Cunt/vagina/axe wound/spaz hole/beef curtains/box/saddle bags/
p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean
"geoff its p kelly special time!"
the only weed better than superman weed
the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite