flying

Ability gained after having sex with 100 women at once while a midget feeds you crack.

I can fly!

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UPN

Bad TV Station. Mainly geared towards African Americans.

My power just went out, it is blacker in here than friday nights on UPN.

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breakfast

the meal that is suppose to be between 6 am and 12 pm. Anything after that is called brunch.

I got up real early so I could eat breakfast today.

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coheed and cambria

my favorite band...they kick nuts...coheed an cambria are the best!!

jimmy:i love justin timberlake
me:{smack, punch, bang} coheed and cambria is way better than that pussy...

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quadriboob

Condition which occurs when too small of a bra size is worn, effectively dissecting the breasts and giving the appearance of 4 boobs.

Girl, you need a bigger bra, that quadriboob is awful.

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stink fetish

This is one of the main reasons pig child hasnt committed suicide yet. It drives him, makes his blood flow. It involves farting, shitting, smelling his girlfriends fish tank, or any other form of stink. Stink to him does what pussy would do to me or you.

Pig child loves smelling his own shit because he has a stink fetish.

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creedy

Have Creed (the band) like qualities.

Man, he is so creedy.

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