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1) A new age version of a baby shower. Often times, the guests, and occasionally the parents, are "unaware" of the offspring's gender, even though someone had tk know in order to get the right color down (pink for females, blue for males). Gifts, money, food (and for today's desperates, Cash App) are all expected to be given or presented at this party.
2) an event that sparks huge wildfires in dry & drought-stricken California. The El Dorado Wildfire was caused by homosapiens needing to reveal their offspring's gender. End result was a massive wildfire.
Amber on the phone with Ashley: "baby showers are sooooooo 90s. Let's do a gender reveal party! We can use motorcycle exhaust to reveal the gender. Also, no friends with less than $1k in their checking can attend".
19π 908π
three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.
Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!
Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!
A Jogger Joe is usually a Caucasian male who jogs with his shirt off and wears a fitted baseball cap backwards as he makes his way through the highways and byways of Oakland, California. He typically runs along Lake Merritt, where he seeks out homeless people and throws their stuff into the lake. He claims he does this to help keep the city "clean". Jogger Joe is related to BBQ Becky, Landscape Lexi, Permit Patty and Pool Patrol Paula.
Dude 1: Did you hear about that asshole jogger throwing that homeless man's belongings into Lake Merritt?
Dude 2: it's the town asshole, Jogger Joe. His people called the police on the black folks over at the park be sure they were BBQing with a charcoal grill. His life is pretty simple: "run with a sense of entitlement".
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A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.
Them: I want to play with my man tool, but I am bored with xtube, redtube and pornhub.
Me: dude, just go on Reddit. It's full of porn.
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A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.
Them: I'm so fucking pissed Craigslist got rid of the personals. Grindr is fucking useless and Adam4Adam is too.
Me: go to Reddit. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for. There's entire group dedicated to worshipping penises and vaginas, daddies, bears.
Them: fuck!!! I'm so fucking horny now. I'm gonna go join these subreddit groups!
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A mysterious entity that has the power to keep you in a competition, so that you can keep slaying hoes left and right.
"Raven and Jujubee. Shante, you stay"
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When you're being so dramatic and over the top over a small, often petty issue, if there is even one at all. This term applies to both men and women.
John: I can't believe these MFers added all these damn pickles on my burger. I specifically said "FOUR pickles", not fucking six!!!! I'm never eating here again!
Robert: OK queen! Jesus. Just take off the two extra pickles!