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A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.
Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!
Basically the act of being a pedophile, then continues to completely forget that friends exist and focus all his time on a 6 year-old.
Person 1: Hey How's Brian?
Person 2: Oh it's fucking horrible, he's Pulling a Noah