Nathan

Nathan is a nerd virgin who always has a strangely patterned winter coat on. His glasses are thicker than molasses and he gets no bitches. He has a scar on his right cheek because a bullet grazed his face when he was but a chil’. His bedtime is definitely 7:00 pm and everyone makes fun of him because he plays coolmath games on his crusty laptop. His backpack is taller than him and he could definitely fit inside it. He a runner he a track star. If you see a Nathan, RUN because he is always faster.

“Wait, is that Coat Boy?”
“No, that’s my boy Nathan”