WAP

Waitrose and Partners. All us private school kids say they shop at WAP because its quicker than saying Waitrose AND we love the look on people's faces as they confusedly work out what the hell we mean

Jane: So Vanessa, what did you do at the weekend?

Vanessa: Well you know, had brunch, read a book and shopped at WAP

Jane: Sorry where?

Vanessa: Oh, Waitrose and Partners!