Ben Haar

1) My lord and savior.

2) Newark's own TV personality.

Me: "Oh my God, it's TV's Ben Haar!"

TV's Ben Haar: "That's a little redundant, isn't it?"

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Timm

1) Verb: To keep a baked potato in your pocket with the intent of pulling it out to eat at a random time throughout the night.

2) Adjective: The epitome of manliness

1) Person 1: "What's the weather like this week?"
Person 2: "Well, I heard it is supposed to.... did you just pull a potato out of your pocket?!?!"
Person 1: *Between mouthfuls* "Haven't you ever timmed before?"

2) Teenade girl: "Oh my god, it's *insert popular male actor here*! He's so timm!"

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