cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous

hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj

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jelly sandwhich

a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period

WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich!

That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.

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walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

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maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

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glowen

the coolest guy in the world . the ladies man

hey look the glowen is in town

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paafn

pissed as a fucking newt..
Drunk
falling down drunk
(you get the idea)

British/Canadian slang

I was paafn on My Flight home yesterday

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Tender

ADJ.

Used to descibe a female who is very good looking in that innocent way.

Side Note:
In sign language tender is expressed by the pinching of the thumb and forefinger together.

That girl is TENDER!

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