PMT

Post Murder Tension:

Def 1: The feeling of being extremely hyped up after a murder.

Person 1: Why are you so excited?
Person 2: I'M HIGH ON PMT BITCH!
Person 1: Seriously? Stay away from me until you burn it off.

DROGCHAMP

The slightly better version of POGCHAMP

Person 1: Y'know that dickhead at school?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: I beat the shit out of em
Person 2: DROGCHAMP

you're right fucked

A statement that means that you are figuratively (or in some cases quite literally) fucked. You may hear this statement after you piss someone off.

(figurative example)
Darren: WHAT UP MY BITCHES
Liem: You're right fucked mate
Darren: Well that ain't good

(I'm sorry I don't want to give a literal example)

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Thanasi Kokkinakis

A 69 time grand slam winner with 420 ATP titles. He often hangs around the 69 rank for reasons unbeknownst to this lexicographer.

His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.

Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.

He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.

Fan 1: Who's Djokovic playing next?
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.

Scott Adkins

An amazing and badass British martial artist and actor who stars in movies like Accident Man, Avengement, The Debt Collector and the Undistputed series. Has also made some less notable appearances in somewhat big movies such as IP Man 4, Doctor Strange and The Expendables 2. Tried out to play Batman in the 2021 movie The Batman. Is waiting for his chance to be in a big blockbuster film.

Scott Adkins: "I'm just waiting to make a small appearance in some big blockbuster film, but until then (batman voice) you know who the real Batman is."

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Liem

A slightly insane boy (usually of Thai or Vietnamese heritage). They are clever and are often good at multiple sports. DO NOT fuck with them, that can be a very painful (and in some cases lethal) mistake. They will usually use a slightly more sophisticated accent to make you lower your guard.

person 1: Hey who's that motherfucker over there?
person 2: (quietly) oh fuck that's Liem.
Liem: What did you say?
person 1: I said, "Hey who's that motherfucker over there?"
Liem: Would you like to keep your neck in one piece?
person 1: What?
person 2: Oh shit you pissed off Liem

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Melbourne

The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.

Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.