South african redneck

A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.

Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.

RipperSlip

A Dickhead called Ripper who's so drunk he parks it in the wrong hole on a regular basis.

AAAARRRRHHH. YA bastard.!! You pulled a RipperSlip again ain't ya.