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Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.
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The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano
God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"
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When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
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A woman whos sole purpose is to bear offspring
My genetic incubator demands her weekly financial deposite.
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By selling pointless merchandise to impressionable Americans, douchebag Gene Simmons has become a self indulging sellout.
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1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug
1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"
2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."
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