diwali

There's an indian king Ram of Ayodhya. Ram had a beautiful wife named Sita. He created a circle of protection for Sita, so that when she was in the circle, no one could harm her. One day, the demon Ravana disguised himself as a beggar, so he could steal Sita. Upon seeing the beggar, Sita stepped out of her circle, and Ravana stole her and escaped with a chariot into the sky. Ram was distraught and finally found that Ravana had taken her. The monkey god, Hanuman, was key in helping Ram by going into Ravana's lair finding Sita, thereby leading Ram to the demon. He went into the forest and with his army went to war with Ravana's army. Ram kicked some serious ass and killed Ravana and his army. Ram was reunited with Sita and at last after 14 years in the forest. There was a huge celebration in Ayodhya with lights when they came home.

happy diwali

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Tribalbob

Nigger Hater

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Fleming Island High School

School in which really sluty girls and guys attend and give everyone around them STD'S. In addition they are extemely unintellgent and spread there ignorance through peer preasure.

Girl 1: Hi, I'm a dumb blonde can i give you Aids?
Guy 1: Sure, Take it in the ass you dumb bitch!

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farhead

"forehead," it is far from the rest of your head. also applies to "fore arm."

dude, her far ain't so close to her head

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gark

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

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tightass

someone who is reluctant to spend money when they have no reason not too

Sully is such a dumbass and a tightass, he works full time and has has no debts or anything important to spend his money on, yet he wont buy drinks for his mates

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thimgamagiger

it is a form of early pre-bc doomish; means to have made a poopy in ones diapy. verb

DrDoom made a thimgamagiger.

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