spongebob

The Jesus of the 21 century. But more commercial... and gay.

Child: Hey! Jesus is at the movie theater this month! We must go worship!

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SUP

How all IMs should start.

Fag 1: Sup home dawg?
Fag 2: Sup man?

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flapnut

1) Nust swinging, (flapping) in the breeze
2) A lost homeless person in San Francisco
3) (Most common usage) An exlamatory exlamation exclamed to large groups of people at inappropriate times, usually during a long silence

Being the little ass he is, Jonny yelled a "flapnut" during his gramdmother's funeral and shit his pants in the excitement.

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Red Cherry

When a girl is giving a guy a bj and towards the end the guy grabs her head and forces it up and down rappidly (throat fucking) then lifts up her head and punches her in the fuckin face

Yo I gave that bitch a red cherry last night

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Nebraska

An exemplary case of pitful dullness.

A whole state who's only source of pride comes from its college football team. Very sad; very Nebraska.

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shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

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doufas

some lost cunt who fell in

*douf sits by the watrer all relaxed n shit
*douf is getting out all soaked.
mad cunt: i heard u fell in the water like a lost cunt

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