Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.

Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.

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asshole fuck

When someone is fucked into their asshole

Joanna got asshole fucked by a big dick yesterday

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god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

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God

I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD

Yo i am god so shut the fuck up

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Slippery Dancer

To avoid work of any kind.
To evade and avoid.

David slippery danced his way out of that charge for tampering with evidence.

He must be slippery dancing somewhere since hes not here to get married.

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dangerholtz

The single most dangerous jewish man to ever walk the face of the earth.

I once saw Dangerholtz ruin this kid's shit for blinking.

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vaginatarian

used to describe the sexual interest of males and females, not a word to be used for the metrosexuals, vaginatarians are like veagans...

"I was trying to nail this girl by gettin her hammered, but in the end she was just another vaginatarian"

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