towlie

a secret experiment of the governments doing that is a supersmart towel that is constantly baked.

i have no idea whats going on right now

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Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.

Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.

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asshole fuck

When someone is fucked into their asshole

Joanna got asshole fucked by a big dick yesterday

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god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

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God

I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD

Yo i am god so shut the fuck up

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Best hiphop artist

Big L
Copywrite
Immortal Technique
Woodie
X-raided



In no order.

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gusner

To have gruesome, hardcore Haitian sex and then write about it on the internet.

"Yo, dude, I gusnered all night last night."
"Man, I know! I read about it when I googled your name!"

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