Avery

Definition 1: (n): Any person who is a major asshole, douchebag, or horrible person.

Definition 2: (n): A person with an unusual or disgusting smell that tries to cover with another horrible smell, like AXE.

Definition 3:(n): A young black guy living in a fantasy world. Believing he's hard as fuck, pretends he has money, tries way to hard to be a player, and has grown up in a white community, with white parents.

Definition 1: See that guy with the muscular mishapen body? Stay away from him cause he's a total Avery.

Definition 2: "Bro! What the fuck is that stink?!"
"Dude, Don't say anything it's just Avery be straight and ignore it."
"But he's a fucking dickmunch."
"Yeah, but he's also a total bitch. Don't piss him off or he'll act stupid."

Definition 3: Girl 1: "She's fucking with Avery now?"

Girl 2: " Yeah boo. How long do you think it'll take for him to catch on?"
Girl 1:"Girl, really? It's Avery we're talking about. He's not the brightest crayon in the box."

Girl 2:" Should we tell him about the stupid game we play? It's pretty harsh if he finds out on his own."

Girl 1:"He's the fakest motha fucka around.... don't even bother."
Girl 2:"True..."

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