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Urinating while so drunk that it requires a stabilizing hand raised in the manner of a Nazi salute.
I was so loaded last night I was barely able to keep my Hitler piss in the bowl.
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The small gap at the top of the thighs of a slender woman wearing tight pants. Visible from the rear, it allows a lucky viewer a window into heaven that has the same shape and size as the cross section of a single finger of a kit-kat bar.
Camilla walked by. Her long hair flowed seductively in the breeze, her toned and slender legs danced gracefully across the floor. She turned to leave and from my seated position, I got a perfect view through her kit-kat gap to the street outside.
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